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Sex Tips for Zombies 1.) No Cure for Crotch Rot This is the number-one enemy of zombies trying to hook up. Ongoing bodily decay means that your junk will probably fall off at some point. So don’t encourage it by yanking too hard when you jerk off. If you notice you’ve dropped something crucial, pick it up and try to superglue it back on. 2.) Playing with Your Food Besides … [Read more...] about Sex Tips for Zombies