So my uncle’s roommate used to work in the navy, he was one of the people who were writing the updated version of emergency plans, like if a natural disaster happened and other random situations and stuff. So him and his navy buddies decided to put in a section on ZOMBIES right in the middle of the manual. so the officer above them that had to okay it just skimmed through it and DIDN’T SEE THE ZOMBIE SECTION. AND ONCE THE MANUAL GOES INTO THE SYSTEM IT CANT BE TAKEN BACK.
THE UNITED STATES NAVY HAS A OFFICIAL ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE. I AM DEAD SERIOUS. THIS ISN’T A JOKE. WE ARE PREPARED.