May i join the team? I have no special skills in martial arts or shooting a gun BUT I can make a mean enchilada and I am a proud owner of a uterus. I can create and multiply. 🙂 Oh! I too am quite the curvy creature.
You, of course, were a born survivor and are on the team. Your obligation, however, will be to coordinate with zombie apocalypse survival leadership and help coordinate messaging for the team. And we surely do need enchiladas!
I don’t think the title of your article matches the content lol. Just kidding, mainly because I had some doubts after reading the article.