Zombieland: The 33 Rules

5. No Attachments.

6. The Skillet.

8. Get a kick ass partnet.

9. With your bare hands.

10. Don’t swing low.

11. Use your foot.

12. Bounty paper towels.

13. Shake it off.

14. Always carry a change of underwear.

15. Bowling Ball.

16. Opportunity knocks.

19. Break it up.

20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it’s a sprint, then sprint.

21. Avoid strip clubs.

23. Ziplock.

24. Use your thumbs.

25. Shoot first.

26. A little sunscreen never hurt anyone.

27. Incoming!

28. Double knot your shoes.

29. The buddy system.

30. Pack your stain stick.

Happy zombie killing, y’all!