The Signs in a Zombie Apocalypse

Aries: Wants to be the leader but can’t shoot.
Taurus: Hoards snacks in their backpack.
Gemini: Initiates campfire singalongs to raise spirits.
Cancer: Secretly got bit three days ago and didn’t tell anyone.
Leo: Charismatic leader.
Virgo: Medic who’s always in charge of maps.
Libra: Weirdly good with a crossbow.
Scorpio: Overthrows leader.
Sagittarius: Sleeps with leader as a distraction so his/her group can steal supplies.
Capricorn: Just generally unprepared.
Aquarius: Dies first.
Pisces: Cries a lot. Also in charge of laundry.


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